In this video, I lay out five simple steps that will guide you from doing something, to making a clear, concise video teaching others how to do that very thing. It’s fun, it’s easy, and you’ll go to sleep at night with a vague sense of accomplishment.
Before you start stressing out about what to do, remember that your video can be about anything. There are no right things, only things. Possible topics include:
You need to stop beating yourself up. This isn't that hard.
Over the long New Years weekend I slapped together all of the video footage that I'd taken with my iPhone over the previous year. I somehow ended up making a real-deal experimental film with close-up footage of insects and long shots of escalators. My friend Carl W was kind enough to help with an original soundtrack. Without music, this would be tough to watch.
UPDATE: This video bookends nicely with this video I made last year.
My friend Jake and I were recently heading back to San Francisco from a party in Oakland. Jake was traveling with a bicycle and I wasn’t and we went back and forth for a long time trying to figure out how the 12-block trip to the train station was going to work. Was there a way to share the bike? Perhaps I could I sit on Jake’s shoulders, chicken-fighting-style, while he pedaled? We only had one helmet between us, “but don’t worry”, I said, “My thighs will be your helmet.” It made a lot of sense, but we were tired and couldn’t figure out how to make it work. We ended up walking the entire way.
In the days following, we couldn’t stop thinking about our failure. We knew there must be a way for two friends to safely share a bike. The following series of sketches explore solutions to this problem.
In the first set, Jake provides a classic template for riding on your friend’s shoulders. The top rider keeps the hands up as a sign of success.
You’ll notice that no one gets hurt in a crash because the top rider has a helmet and the bottom rider has thighs protecting their head.
In the next set of sketches, I expand on Jake’s template by adding some different styles of handgrips and footholds.
Where is the bike? There is no bike.
Next, my sister Anna trashes convention and provides a number of alternative ways to safely sit atop someone’s shoulders.
I doubt you'll need to pray. This is safe.
Finally, our friend Peter provides two vivid, real-life examples.
We’re so close to figuring this out! If anyone out there has other ideas, please send in your sketches. Who knows where this is going? We might set up a My Thighs Will Be Your Helmet shop on Etsy and sell t-shirts and handbags.
UPDATE: A few people have mentioned the phrase “my thighs will be your helmet” has sexual undertones. Seriously? I don’t know how I could be any more explicit that this is about friends sharing a bike in a safe manner. Get your mind out of the gutter.
My friend Jake C was cooking recently when he noticed that his silicone oven mitt looked like the Loch Ness Monster. He followed a few simple steps to turn it into a real sea monster. Here's how you can do it at home:
Step 1: Put a silicone oven mitt on your hand and hold it out so it looks like a lizard.
Step 2: Put something on the mitt to make eyes and nostrils (buttons or olives, it doesn't really matter).
Step 3: Take a digital photograph of the mitt. (Jake used his cellphone to take and edit the photo, so you don't need to be a genius or rich, okay?)
Step 4: Import the photo into a digital art program and add a bunch of fog, hills, and waves. You can also add optional features like fish, boats, or the moon. Have fun!
Step 5: Send it to all your friends.
That's all there is to it. I hope you enjoyed learning how to make a sea monster.