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April 07, 2009

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USA!

I'm supporting my ancestors down the line. Even if I wasn't acting completely out of self-interest, I still think I'd vote this way.

#1 v #6
Jasper Bridge
Warm smile. Love the hair. I need to learn more about this guy.

#2 v #5
William Tichenor
He gives off an arrogant vibe. That's what it takes to win a beard contest. You have to believe it.

I wish I could compete in this showdown, but the Finns were really more mustache folk.

My vote is for 'Wig-Diesel on top. Just look at that volume! In a word, luxurious.

And down low I like Captain Tichenor. Not only will I support a sea captain 9 times out of 10 regardless of the situation, but he has the look. His eyes seem to just be searching the horizon for bearded men to take down a notch, while Higgins looks as though he just sighted Tichenor's ship bearing down on him with all sails set, and is wishing he hadn't drank that second cup of potsum!

IT IS ON!!!

I am taking Ludwig from Prussia. You may not be aware, but having a beard in Prussia was unheard of in Ludwig's time. Facial hair was seen as a direct insult to the government. Ludwig risk a forced shaving with a dull razor every time he left his apartment!!! That is the kind of commitment I need to see! (Note: that stuff about Prussia and facial hair may or may not be true. I don't really know much about Prussia).

In the second match I am taking Higgins. Those eyes won't let me vote any other way.

This is easy.
#1 v #6
I'm voting for Jasper Bridge. You can tell he was a good man even though I know nothing about him.
#2 v #5
I gotta go with Ol' Cappie Tichenor. Not the greatest guy but he had damn fine facial hair.

Riediesel and Tichenor (for the win!).

--> 1 v. 6

It pains me to vote against Jasper Bridge, but Riediesel is truly the complete package. I am sorry, Mr. Bridge. Vote: Diesel.

--> 2 v. 5

Tichenor. Purely on beard quality.

No upsets, sorry.

I've gotta go with the diesel and Tichenor as well. The original entrants are too strong.

Reidesel and Tichenor all the way!

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