I just turned thirty-three, the age when Jesus died. These lists compare my accomplishments with his.
Who do you think had/is-having the more interesting life? You wouldn't expect it, but maybe it's me?
Things Jesus did by age 33:
- Worked as a carpenter
- Slept in a manger
- Wore sandals
- Walked around
- Performed miracles
- Was tortured
- Rode a donkey
Things I did by age 33:
- Went to prom
- Graduated from college
- Ate pizza
- Ate ice cream
- Started a blog
- Went to Mexico
- Rode a bike
- Had sex
- Watched DVDs
- Shot a gun
- Owned an iPhone
- Went surfing
- Took drugs
- Sat in a hot tub
- Got married/divorced
- Went snorkeling
- Watched sports on TV
- Flew on a plane
This is fantastic. And I totally agree - Jesus' accomplishments pale in comparison. Damn sandals.
Posted by: Gen | December 25, 2011 at 05:08 AM